It looks like Shannon Noll went from Australia’s best stages to Australia’s best …. prisons?
Last night, Shannon Noll was arrested for assaulting a security guard outside of a strip club! Apparently he had been kicked out of the club and told the security guard “I’m Shannon Noll, let me back in," and when they had refused, he punched one of them in the face.
Damn, we guess being the runner up of Australian Idol 2003 doesn’t get you much these days! His night must have been in arrested development after that!
*imagines Shannon Noll on an episode of Orange Is The New Black*
The Internet had a field day with the news, posting these hilarious reactions!
Shannon Noll arrested outside an Adelaide strip club.— Ben Franzini (@benfranzini01) January 15, 2017
It's believed he assaulted a little boy waiting at the counter of the corner shop.
"I'm Shannon Noll, let me back into the strip club" - Shannon Noll, 2017— Michael Beveridge (@mickyb273) January 15, 2017
Shannon Noll being kicked out of Crazy Horse is a great reminder that Shannon Noll and Crazy Horse exist.— Tom Gleeson (@nonstoptom) January 15, 2017
Do you think when Shannon gets out, he’ll call an uber, only to be told “Nah mate, you’ve gotta Lyft”?